this-is-a-teenage-circus:

ultrafacts:

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I am jealous of those people


I’m that person!

this-is-a-teenage-circus:

ultrafacts:

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I am jealous of those people

I’m that person!

How To Basic

How To Basic

randomingoftherandomness:

shubbabang:

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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’

smilelikelightning:

yourscientistfriend:

textiles:

I may have taught this spider to knit. I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.

Maybe it thought you were a spider

I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.

smilelikelightning:

yourscientistfriend:

textiles:

I may have taught this spider to knit. 
I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. 
After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.
This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.

Maybe it thought you were a spider

I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.

foxnewsofficial:

whatthefuckisfootball:

An England fan throws a paper airplane from the top tier of Wembley and it hits one of the Peru players | view from the crowd

This was a historical and monumental feat in the world of aerodynamics, one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen

a legend

starfleetrambo:

comic © me

satan © himself

rin-kaenbyou:

deaderidan:

basebasebasebasebaseknowledge:

micromanaging:

basedrubby:

jaegercraven:

thealexanderparable:

kenobi-wan-obi:

This is a GIF set of Astronauts falling on the Moon

aeiou

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999999

holla holla get $

john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden 

here comes another chinese earthquake abrbrbrbrrbrbrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrrbbrrbrbbrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrrbbrbrrbrbrbrbbrrbbrbrbrrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrrbbrrbrbbrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrr

snake

snake

snakee

The ultimate move.

The ultimate move.

House phone: *rings*
Me: nah
shopjeen:

White People Crazy Tee!! 💖💖 BUY IT AT SHOPJEEN.com!!


So blacks, Asians, Latinos, and other minorities can go around wearing this shirt, but if a white person was selling a shirt that said “black people crazy” or “Asian people crazy” they would be judged instantly. Society is hilarious.

shopjeen:

White People Crazy Tee!! 💖💖 BUY IT AT SHOPJEEN.com!!

So blacks, Asians, Latinos, and other minorities can go around wearing this shirt, but if a white person was selling a shirt that said “black people crazy” or “Asian people crazy” they would be judged instantly. Society is hilarious.

itscourtoon:

walkergirl95:

Wrong Door

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET 

itscourtoon:

walkergirl95:

Wrong Door

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET 

troyyy:

i am concerned about the person who wrote this episode

troyyy:

i am concerned about the person who wrote this episode

magicmazzic:

If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.