if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo
oh
you know when you see a picture on your dash and it hasn’t loaded yet but from reading the description/comments you can almost tell what it is and you want to reblog it but it isn’t loading so eventually you just get fed up and reblog it anyway even though it’s still just a white square and you just have to hope it’s not something terrible
it’s like the tumblr version of russian roulette
WOAH I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT HOLY SHIT.
OH MY GOD
IT’S SO AMAZING AND I WAS SO NOT PREPARED FOR THAT
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT. MASH-UPS: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT!
JFC!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FUCKING EPIC!!!! \m/ \m/ \m/ ALL THE AWARDS!!!!!!!
This is my new favorite thing and my favorite things are better than Oprah’s so yeah this must be pretty great
Whatever you think it is, it’s not it. It’s aBOUT A MILLION TIMES BETTER OH MY FUCKING GOD
@simonpegg: Me and Cumbersbumberswumbers wearing neutron cream. Before we told him it wasn’t real.
http://t.co/L4x6WaqHwc
#intodarknessOH MY GOD
I always secretly hoped these two were friends
all my wishes have come true
Just look at them
10 Celebs That Have the Power to Shoot Lasers Out of Their Eyes
What do you mean you didn’t know celebrities had secret eye-laser abilities? Where have you been, living under an oblivion rock? God, get it together and open your non-laser filled eyes.

wow get a job
are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

















